| The sparkle in your eyes could make the stars jealous | 1 |
| Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious | 2 |
| Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you | 3 |
| You could die for Christ, but could you live for him | 4 |
| Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color | 5 |
| If the shoe fits, get another just like it | 6 |
| As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools | 7 |
| Love is not a game, so why are there so many players | 8 |
| There are two things I’ve learned in life: 1) there is a God; 2) I am not Him | 9 |
| Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose | 10 |
| Don’t cry cause its over; smile cause it happened | 11 |
| I’m sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played | 12 |
| Do I look like a grocery item? I see you checking’ me out! | 13 |
| A kiss blown is a kiss wasted; the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted! | 14 |
| I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem! | 15 |
| You can’t fool a playa, but you can play them back! | 16 |
| I wish I may, I wish I might, be the one you wish for tonight! | 17 |
| To the world you may be one person, but to one person you could mean the world! | 18 |
| Every cutie with a bootie needs a hottie with a body! | 19 |
| I’m loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty! | 20 |
| It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible. | 21 |
| No man is worth your tears and the one who is will never make you cry! | 22 |
| I was born to please and taught to tease! | 23 |
| Should I smile ‘cause you’re my friend, or cry ‘cause that’s all you’ll ever be? | 24 |
| If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? | 25 |
| Maybe this world is another planet's Hell | 26 |
| Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down | 27 |
| Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget! | 28 |
| In order to love you have to risk the pain | 29 |
| I like the way I feel, nothing hurts when no ones real | 30 |
| I think I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people. | 31 |
| Don’t frown, you never know when someone might be falling in love with your smile! | 32 |
| Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups | 33 |
| What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks | 34 |
| I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to Heaven | 35 |
| Inside my heart is breaking but my smile stays on | 36 |
| Waking up is the start of my nightmares | 37 |
| Your boyfriend kisses better than mine | 38 |
| Loneliness up ahead, emptiness behind, where do I go | 39 |
| It's funny the way you can get use to the tears & the pain | 40 |
| I'm not a bad girl...just a good girl that does bad things | 41 |
| Sometimes its better to be alone, no one can hurt you that way | 42 |
| Coffee, chocolate, men...some things are just better rich | 43 |
| If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, chase it down and kill it | 44 |
| Sometimes it hurts more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone | 45 |
| Sometimes when I'm alone at night I just sit and contemplate all the reasons | 46 |
| I wish I had the guts to walk away and forget what we have but I know you wont follow | 47 |
| Screw Snapple I’m the Best stuff on Earth | 48 |
| I have never had a dream that has ever came true, until God gave me the gift of having u | 49 |
| If you love your man, set him free.. If he doesn't come back, then you know he's with me | 50 |
| Say goodbye. Turn and walk away. You never really loved me-so why did I expect you to stay | 51 |
